A minimalist bathroom tableau for tired eyes. Toothbrush, Hello Products, soap: Yardley London, marble cup: Homesense.
I will die on this hill. The most important part of a hotel room is not the firmness of the mattress, the strength of the wifi signal or the number of electrical outlets. It’s the quality of the bathroom amenities. I want weighty, hard-milled soaps from beloved or cool new brands, rich bath gels and velvety body creams. Fiddling with a strange hot water dial is difficult enough, but to be stuck using public restroom-grade soaps and thin lotions make the whole affair feel like a women’s prison episode of Charlie’s Angels.
A hard no: bright colours disturb a serene bathroom.
The black toothbrush and soap, above, give my humble bathroom some much-needed ‘fancy hotel room’ energy. The black soap hints at luxurious impracticality (will it stain my towel? No. It will not) while the black toothbrush is a minimal chic alternative to all the kiddie toy-coloured ones on offer nowadays, (right). Bathrooms should be serene, not searing your eyeballs right before bed.
Low key luxe: Stockholm’s Ett Hem hotel bathrooms are stocked with Marvis toothpaste and black Fueguia soap..
My new beloved black toothbrush didn’t come from some ‘curated’ (translation: overpriced) boutique. It’s from Hello, a line of dental care products that launched in Canada last year, bringing newness to the sleepiest aisle in the drugstore.
Hello toothpastes contain real peppermint and breath-freshening tea tree oil, their whitening toothpaste is peroxide-free and there’s even travel-friendly toothpaste tablets (right).
But it was the black toothbrush, $5.99, drug and grocery stores, with its plant-based handle and sustainable, charcoal-infused bristles that made my bathroom look a little newer and cooler. And as if that weren’t enough, Hello tubes, caps, mouthwash bottles and brushes are now easily recycled through a free mail-back program with TerraCycle.
The beautiful, hard-milled charcoal soap in the photo is courtesy of venerable soap maker Yardley London, who have expanded well beyond their classic rose and lavender bars (which are great for scenting your lingerie and sock drawers and you should definitely get some just for that purpose). Their black charcoal soap purifies skin and wakes you up with the scent of spearmint. There’s also a new hemp seed oil bar scented with herbs and rose that makes your bathroom smell like a spa.
And a final shoutout to Homesense. Remember when lockdown ended and there were long lineups outside every last Homesense store? All the online shopping in the world cannot replace walking those aisles in peace. And it was in the Homesense bathroom accessories section that I found the above marble cup for $9.99. Bless.